Fucking blueberries

When someone is talking to you crazy or think they are the main topic

If someone thinks you care abt something that’s old you can say “you btcks are fucking blueberries”

by Bigdicmari&cherish March 5, 2025

Blueberry

A blueberry is a berry that, despite it’s name, is not actually blue. It’s plural form (said when there is more than one blueberry) is blueberries. It is a, usually sweet, purple berry that is most popular in British Columbia, which is known for producing blueberries. Blueberries are native to North America and is therefore one of the only commercially-available fruits/berries. Blueberries also used to be called “star fruits” because of the star shape that is formed at the bottom of the blueberry.

Person 1: I’m going blueberry picking today! Wanna’ come?
Person 2: Sure, dude! I love blueberries!

by krispydabell March 2, 2022

blueberry cunt muffien

A blueberry cunt muffien is an insalt for a woman who is being so much more then a cunt shes a blue waffle.

Shut up you blueberry cunt muffien.

by Schizo is effective February 12, 2018

in the mood for blueberries

deeply in love

“I’m in the mood for blueberries”

by kerrishatesyou September 3, 2021

blueberry inflation

A type of inflation that the character eats any type of blueberry foods and inflate like a blueberry. First time it was shown in video: Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory.

Blueberry inflation sounds kinda deadly.

by ya know? October 7, 2023

open blueberry

It is when you light a firecracker in a young child's anus

I just gave chad's son an open blueberry

by Blueberrydickleson January 29, 2018

Blueberries

Synonym for blue balls (epididymal hypertension); the feeling you get from prolonged sexual arousal or edging too long. Unlike “blue balls”, this term also applies to the feeling you get after being kicked in the balls or wearing extremely tight underwear.

Bro last night’s session gave me blueberries, holy fuck.

by skybluemeth February 16, 2024