BATTERY ASSERTION

The biggest ASSHOLE on this planet that only the spiteful HUMAN BEINGS can invent.

It is everybody's PRISON CELL

It is why the PRISON UNIFORMS are the COLOR ORANGE in PRISON.

Hey DUMB DUMB it is not a LIVING THING , as THE THING is to make this BATTERY ASSERTION as you have NO POWER and TIME is never yours.

Hey it's like RADIOACTIVE as to tell you the truth as a BATTERY ASSERTION as where can I find a PRISON to give me some more POWER AND TIME?

Here is a BATTERY ASSERTION it takes a certain RANGE OF TIME to get POWER and TIME as well as when you are getting it , it is 0 (COLOR).

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021

bafflecry

v. a technique used to distract or delay someone that is looking for another, esp when they are intending to do harm.

He was going after my brother so I let out a bafflecry and sent him in the other direction.

by cheekydre October 10, 2021

battery sniffing

Its healthy

Eat salad battery sniffing

by Battery sniffer 420 November 25, 2021

BATTERY LOW

When you're having sex and literally about to nut, but you feel your body giving up failing. A common side effect is the screaming of the words "BATTERY LOW" followed by your partner yelling back "Char-char-ch-ch-charging battery. CHARGING COMPLETE".

Cayde: Argh fuck BATTERY LOW!
Mara: Don't worry babe! char-char-ch-ch-charging battery. CHARGING COMPLETE"
Cayde: Let's get this shit

by Silly sausage January 29, 2022

bottlecrunching

As if to crunch up the plastic around the water bottle

He held the water bottle so hard the plastic was affected,he was bottlecrunching.

by bottlebro February 9, 2022

bottlecrunching

Crunch up the bottle with your hand-affecting the plastic. Not breaking it though

He held the bottle so hard the plastic crunched,bottlecrunching.

by bottlebro February 9, 2022

Battery Dildo

A power adapter which, instead of a standard power jack, uses a plastic shell in the shape of a battery, but with leads extending to an AC adapter to provide power to a device.

The term was popularized by Cathode Ray Dude on YouTube in 2021, although it may have been in use prior to this.

In lieu of powering his camera with a battery, Gavin chose to use a battery dildo with a wall wart.

by Ronjoe223 March 19, 2022