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basketball

A sport that sucks.its boring.everyone crys rivers.mostly black people play it because they are good they are good because theycan jump shoot and steal in perfect harmony.
basketball player: want to play basketball

me:no chance you cry wenever I try to stop a shot or touch your hands when i stop your shot.
basketball player no i dont you cry more

me:ok kevin garnett
everybody: lets play a cool sport like hockey,football,orbaseball,or evan soccer
me:yeah
basketball player9starts crying
by basketballsucks June 29, 2010
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basketball

A sport where black people run, shoot and steal. Just as if they were still in the ghettoes of Atlanta "Da A-T-L". Also a "sport" that the boys play while the men are playing hockey. Requires no skill what-so-ever,and the players whine about only making 70 million dollars in a season. Commonly called a sport, but in reality is not.
Ex. 1 -
Tyrese: Let's play some bball man!
Robert: Hell no, I live by the law!

Ex. 2-
Tyrese: Let's go knock down a 7-11.
Robert: Nah man, I don't play basketball.
by D-Drizzle Money April 15, 2008
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basketball

Yo ma niggas lets go play sum basketball.
by bRANdd0N June 6, 2009
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basketball junkie

Anyone who lives in San Antonio who think it matters to anybody else that their team didn't suck for a season a billion-years ago.
Go Spurs! You totally make up for our lack of any serious achievement in crime control as a city! ... oh yeah, and something about Basketball Junkie...
by Redparrot5 March 26, 2005
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basketball

*the act of fingering a girl in lesbien terms.
*sticking your fingers in a girls vagina.
Amanda: Dude I feel asleep playin basketball with Jenni.
Randi: Damn that bitch must have been borring as fuck yo.
Amanda: Yeah she deff. was i woke up and bounced outta that joint.
by ranner September 23, 2005
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Gatewood Boy’s Basketball Team

Gatewood (pronounced “chokewood”) is a highschool basketball team located in chokenton, Georgia. Recently, they were grabbed by the throat and choked in there recent loss to Brentwood in the region tournament. Very tragic.
Example: Think of a choker necklace that gatewood’s girls wear and then think of the Gatewood Boy’s Basketball Team. Boom.
by Mr. Alphonzo February 15, 2020
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