The ultimate weapon when it comes to hand-to-hand combat. It can even be thrown like a tomohawk should your intended victim appear to be outrunning you. However, if there is a red taffic light nearby, simply smash the window of the first car, kill the guy inside it, drive up after the primary target, and while passing, swing the bat full-force at his head. A decapitation guaranteed
So you wanna be a hitman for fat Alfredo, skinny Lou? Awrighty, take out Stupid Gianni and Smelly Joe wit dis baseball bat
by Jonzo the Weasel January 15, 2006
A Type of hat generally worn by old men ranging from 75-93 years old. Wearing a baseball cap is a sign of ageing and usually paired with dependency of prescription drugs such as CRESTOR or LIPITOR . In very rare occasions used by mid twenty year old woman with drawers full of baseball caps and shades to express the excitement of a return to California on Instagram or other social media.
"In moving back to CA you recognize the importance of having an entire drawer designated to baseball caps & Sunglasses (insert CA related Emoji here)
by THE BASEBALL CAP GUY September 24, 2014
by Abbyma April 15, 2019
When a group of young boys from Fort Collins High School jerk each other off and suck one another’s dick in the back of a school bus coming home from a baseball game.
did u hear about C team baseball?
by Fort Collins HS January 25, 2020
by hambo July 09, 2003
by tenaciousd6936 July 17, 2006
lacrosse guy: lacrosse is the best sport, baseballs for pussies
baseball guy: no baseball kicks so much ass, lacrosse is gay
lacrosse guy: YOURE GAY
baseball guy: NO YOURE GAY
(fag urbandictionary is making me say lacrosse vs. baseball in the example so lacrosse vs. baseball there you go)
baseball guy: no baseball kicks so much ass, lacrosse is gay
lacrosse guy: YOURE GAY
baseball guy: NO YOURE GAY
(fag urbandictionary is making me say lacrosse vs. baseball in the example so lacrosse vs. baseball there you go)
by laxsauce January 04, 2008