schmo bagel

term of endearment for a goofball or someone who does something silly

Why did you put your keys in the refrigerator, you schmo bagel?

by Joy Schmoe December 7, 2010

Twat Bagel

A man who substitutes a warm buttery bagel for a moist vagina.

Jerry is twat bagel because he has substainal amount of butter and bagels and has no girl friend or apparent life.

by donkeypunch09 January 3, 2010

bagel slapped

To Uber Pwn a n00b, or to slap a n00b with bagels

LOL Bagel slapped N00b

by Ub3r St3v3 June 11, 2006

Clout Bagel

A legendary meme page via snapchat and instagram. It is ran by Papa Mat an she posts amazing memes and videos frequently

“Hey did you see Clout Bagel’s story today?”

“Yeah man I was pissing myself with laughter!”

by EthanEugene July 1, 2019

bagel bump

when two men use a two sided dildo with a bagel in the middle. When they are finished they eat the bagel

hey have u ever been bagel bumping?

by E.P.D March 13, 2009

fagel bagel

A longer word for ''Fag''

Alyx: What does fagel bagel mean?
Nikki: The definition of fagel bagel is: you

by Niicolleee February 17, 2009

cock bagel

A horribly degrading insult.

Vineet: You spelled my name wrong you Cock Bagels!
Peter: Sorry man.
Chris: *starts crying*

by Vineet December 1, 2003