Buffet in bed

Your typical 600 pound fat person who forces there family to make them a buffet while in bed.(or bed ritten)

Jonny brought his mom a Buffet in bed

by funny jokes July 10, 2020

Buffet Hangover

The result of one eating until their stomach is at, or over, the limit of what it can contain. People commonly are diagnosed with "buffet hangover" at places where there is no limit to how much one can eat, such as a buffet or events/holidays which involve large quantities of food.

The common symptoms of "buffet hangover" include;
- laziness
- drowsiness
- stomach pains
- nausea

Depending on your age and what you ate, other symptoms may include;
- heart-burn
- food poisoning
- diarrhea
- excessive vomiting

Example 1:
"Man, I should not have went to that party on an empty stomach. I totally had a buffet hangover!"

Example 2:
"Jack had a buffet hangover at that new all-you-can-eat place. He spent all night barfing up a storm!"

by BrianDZ August 6, 2016

Sticky Buffet

a term used to describe very amazing weed...... usually sticky

Thats the sticky buffet right there, i stuck a nug of that weed to the wall and it stayed there for a week,.. Untill i took it down and smoked it.

by Jack Mehoff alot tomorrow November 30, 2010

BUFFET

Big Ugly Fat Fucks Eat There

We're going out for to the buffet for lunch wait til you see the big ugly fat fucks eat there!

by Puraw December 10, 2021

Bavarian Buffet

Looking for a sexual partner in the crowd after a sportive event.

Hey man, the match is almost over. Should we head out for a Bavarian Buffet?

by Struwwelkoeter October 7, 2023

Mongolian Buffet

Screaming loudly into a partner's anus while shaking your head vigorously. Similar to a "motor boat", but to the anus.

I knew it was love when we met at the Mongolian Buffet.

by glassandsteel March 27, 2015

Bathroom buffet

The highly sexualized act of a man defecating whilst on the toilet performing rabid cunnilingus upon a female which appears to want said action to be neverending.

Holey moley! I walked in on Ernie giving Jennifer a much heated bathroom buffet today. "Bust out the pressure washer!" is all I could say...

by anonymous June 29, 2025