The sexual act of a male ejaculated on a woman's face then proceeding to blow dry it dry. The male then scrapes the dry cum off of her face and forces the cum into her vagina with his finger and then goes on to eat her out.
Guy 1: Dude I just had an Australian Zimberwak. It was horribly awesome!
Guy 2: Don't talk to me, that stuff is gross.
Guy 2: Don't talk to me, that stuff is gross.
by AUSSIEgoloco973 August 29, 2011
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Get the Australian French kiss mug.When a sheila runs up to a roo with her hands up like she's about to box him so that he kicks her in the uterus. This is a 100% effective contraceptive
by i'm on smoko May 12, 2018
Get the australian abortion mug.When you take a toke upside down in a handstand as someone lights and pulls the bowl for you, similar to the famous well known "keg stand". Though it is socially okay to do when not at a party but takes atleast 2 people to achieve unless you want to take it to another level
"Yooo i cant wait for that party ryan is having im totally gonna do an australian bong stand"
"You have never done an australian bong stand!? It gets you soooo high man!"
"You have never done an australian bong stand!? It gets you soooo high man!"
by Yeeteroni&Cheese January 1, 2020
Get the australian bong stand mug."One of the Australian Prime Ministers staff raped someone again."
"Again?! I thought it was just office orgy week."
"Nah, it's assault a Co-worker week."
"Again?! I thought it was just office orgy week."
"Nah, it's assault a Co-worker week."
by Sparklette March 23, 2021
Get the Australian Prime Minister mug.The Australian Navy Cadets is a great learning cadet group. They are the best cadets in Australia and the Australian Army Cadets are a bunch of Neanderthals and degenerates. They are the most homosexual people in the Australian Defence Cadets from Stats (They are my stats). But we can all agree on that the Australian Air Force Cadets are the worst cadets and they are just stupid, DO NOT APPROACH OR JOIN AAFC.
by Australian Army Cadets September 5, 2022
Get the Australian Navy Cadets mug.The act of a traditional Wet Willy, however, rather than wetting ones fore finger with the mouth prior to insertion in the victims ear, you insert the fore finger in and around your rectum. (An Australian Wet Willy must be performed only on days exceeding 100-degrees F, and only after one has been "walk about" for a minimum of one hour to get the the said "Wet" effect.) Also called an Auzzie Ear.
by wedgieking November 4, 2009
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