ship accounts

A ship account is a tiktok account made by someone from the same grade/class that makes videos about other people in the grade and shipping them together.

Yo you heard about the account that's shipping people from our grade on tiktok

"Yeah bro I hate those ship accounts"

by JayGfromQueens September 12, 2023

Pubelic Accounting

Counting all of the pubes while you are taking a piss in a public urinal.

Ant: Dude, there had to be like 19 pubes ranging from 1-3 inches just chillin' in the urinal when I took my piss.

Mike: That's cute. I see you are studying up on your pubelic accounting.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019

Swiss bank account

Da "hush-hush" refrigerated-storage locale where ya stash yer undeclared wheels and/or wedges of tasty porous cheese so dat da greedy IRS "mice" won't "nibble" on it. You just always hope dat nobody "rats you out".

Mice who are expert at surreptitiously removing da bait from traps without getting "caught" could likely accumulate a fairly-sizable "Swiss bank account" if (A) there are a number of baited traps around his locale, and (2) if da humans who set da traps keep re-baiting them whenever they see dat da previous cheese-block is gone.

by QuacksO March 6, 2023

Lorde's Onion Rings Account

In 2017, Lorde's secret onion ring account on Instagram (OnionRingsWorldwide) - where she rated onion rings she tried - was exposed. She confirmed it was her on The Tonight Show.

Person 1: "Do you remember Lorde's Onion Rings Account?"
Person 2: *shudders* "That's when we turned to the dark timeline."

by girlfrontbyloona January 31, 2022

eBay account

An oldschool term used for people that play worse than their elo in competitive games because they are using an account that they bought online. This term has mostly been replaced with the term boosted

Xayah: Mid please stop feeding
Rek'Sai: Dont bother, its an eBay account

by Eggnivia March 4, 2018

Hacked Account

Hacked Account is a term used for a person in a server named Wakano who is goated

Hacked Account is goated no cap

by Hacked Account December 31, 2021

East End Accountant

Cunt. Who thinks he knows everything, but actually knows fuck all.

See that roaster there. He’s an east end accountant.

by joeysgame June 25, 2025