Adam

Most Adams are sweet and kind like all the other definitions say, BUT SOME ADAMS ARE ASSHOLES. Just hear me out; yeah you might be an Adam. You might be a good person. BUT MOST ARENT. I KNOW YOU KNOW A PERSON NAMED ADAM WHOS A PIECE OF SHIT DONT LIE

A; Did you see Adam being a piece of shit?
B; all the time.

Adam by Pandaboo.4141 February 5, 2019

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A total prick! This guy thinks he's the bee's knees but he's delusional. You will often find him sucking on his dad's dick or pony tail.

Guy: Man that dude is an arsehole.
Girl: Yeah, he's a total Adam.

Adam by Randolph_The_Great April 5, 2019

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A shit head who thinks he is the straightest man alive and calls people gay.

Adam: your gay
Guy:im straighter then the pole your mom strips on

Adam by Strangerhelloo4uthrvrvrhrjrkrn June 8, 2019

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A fucking prick and he’s attracted to men

Guy one: you see Adam

Guy two: yeah he’s so in to you

Adam by Your fucking king December 24, 2019

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The gayest man on planet earth, loves to suck the biggest dick and ride the biggest dick on the plannet, loves to go out with the homies and fall asleep first, i love dick ilove dick i love dick he says Love Sosa, bitches love Sosa, huh?
Let them know then, 'Raris and Rovers (huh)
Bang, bang-bang
God, y'all some broke boys, God, y'all some broke boys

Sorry i wanted to sing CHIEF KEEF

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But adam is also very gay and loves to fuck guys

"IS THAT ADAM?"

"HIDE THE CHILDREN!!"

Adam by POLOTHESLUMPGOD April 24, 2022

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A guy who gives out 'bantz' but just can't take it. The ultimate hypocrite.

God, stop being such an Adam!

Adam by Bariumnitrogentantalum March 3, 2015

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