mobility scooter bird

A human female that happens to be ugly in appearance.

Last night I rode a mobility scooter bird for a few hours after getting hammered at the local pub... now it hurts when I pee.

by DeanPalmer September 27, 2011

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Scooter x Core

The new thing all the scene kids are doing. People thought that scooters were uncool and only losers scoot now but it is quite the contrary and now all the cool kids are scootering.

Dude are you going scootering after schoo?
Hell yeah I am are you
You bet your wheelie bar I am!
Nice, thats Scooter X core

by sionofdarkness April 21, 2006

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Scooter boy/girl

Originated out of a dying Mod culture in the early 1980's. Ride Vespas and Lambrettas, drink Newcastle Brown Ale and shag a lot.

by chap stick April 23, 2003

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scooter booger

A non attractive and or obese woman riding on the back of a motorcycle.

Look at Jeremy with that scooter booger on the back of his bike I bet she has a thyroid problem.

by ncbornokgrown August 7, 2014

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Strawberry Scooter Crunch

When a man with herpes has an outbreak & has intercourse with a women during menstration.

After inserting his bumpy penis into her bloody vagina it resembles a strawberry scooter crunch.

by Wannabanghoes September 19, 2009

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village mobility scooter

A variation of the term ‘villiage bike’, a village mobility scooter is someone who everyone has slept with, but nobody wishes to be seen in public with, or admit to sleeping with.

‘Wouldn’t want anyone to know I got with the village mobility scooter!’

by AmelaPanderson May 3, 2018

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