kenning off

Chilling out maxing and relaxing.

I love kenning off in the pound on hangover weekends with Melfi the Patterdale at 87 Claremont.

by TopKenner June 3, 2014

ken marks

the defined muscles near a man's pelvic area that resemble those of a barbie ken doll when he's naked.

"Omg that guy has ken marksssss, he's gawjusssss"

by Dee baby December 14, 2008

Ken Dodd

Greatest man to ever walk the planet Earth, worshiped by many. Might wack you with a tickle stick

yall got any more of them mf ken dodd

by guy next to me is low iq September 20, 2019

Ken Block

The most kick-ass rally driver who started DC shoes and has insane rally cars. With his insane sponsor (Hoonigan) who gives him a 1400 horsepower, twin turboed, all wheel drive 1965 Ford Mustang.

Friend 1 : Yo that was sick you look like Ken Block
Friend 2 : wow thanks

by Kid_Klayko June 3, 2019

Ken Dodding

The art of shooting your gentlemens gel into the hair of your lover, so when it's dried they have a massive quiff resembling UK comedian Ken Dodd.

Wow Diaz looked like there been some Ken Dodding going on in "Theres something about Mary".

by Single handed sailor April 21, 2010

Ken Martin

Any fastidious, mustachioed individual with a fondness for chest hair and uncomfortable elbow-pinching.

"Did you hear about my run in with that Ken Martin earlier? I feel like one of the victims on Law and Order: Special Victims Unit!"

by hiyoheynow May 28, 2009

J-Ken

Greatest man and internet phenomena ever.

J-Ken is in Tucson, Arizona and will be arriving in the Coachella Valley tomorrow. Spread the word.

by Katie Pruett September 24, 2006