Jew Wound

A wound that a normal person wouldn't acknowledge but a hebrew would complain about for days and possibly sue because of

Kyke: Owwww my arm is sore from the bug bite that i got two weeks ago.

Normal Man: Suck it up pussy, its just a jew wound

by I heart Emily R. May 27, 2009

Jew

mistake

that guys a fucking jew

by Ticking November 30, 2022

grammar jew

A poor analphabetic soul who, despite having had his entire life to learn how to spell the words of his first language correctly, still struggles with simple yet repetitive grammar and spelling errors. Often terrorized by Grammar Nazis.

If you have a problem with his Grammar Nazism, stop being such a Grammar Jew!

by meffie May 2, 2006

black jew

a mythical creature that is said to rome the streets of L.A.

dude im pretty sure yesterday, i witnessed a real black jew and i tried to take a photograph but it got away just as i was about to snap a picture!

by mythicalcreatures101 June 29, 2009

jew-fro

an afro-like haircut, except it resides on the head of a Jew.

Benji looks like a goofy wanksta with his du-rag, jew-fro, and sagging And1 shorts.

by Nick D March 16, 2003

plastic jew

(n.) a credit card; anything with a high interest rate, causing a once inexpensive item to be doubled, tripled, quad-jew-puled, etc. in price

"I don't have enough cash, guess I'll have to pull out the plastic jew."

by ih8theplasticjew January 27, 2010

Jew Moment

The act of doing something cheap or selfish.

" Oh man, I just sold that to Tom that for 3 times what i paid!" " What a Jew Moment!"

by monkeytiger2142 September 2, 2009