Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.

Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service

by A. Neuman May 24, 2022

Funkybunch shape

Hitting the gym so you can get into shape like Marky Mark was back in the funkybunch days.

Have you seen Mark Wahlberg? He's back in funkybunch shape.

by Derelict August 21, 2012

WoWut Of Shape

Pron; Wow-ut of shape.

A physical health state defined by inactivity as a result of excessive online gaming, namely World of Warcraft.

Jay: Dude, the weather cleared up, so I decided to mow the lawn and half way through, I was fuckin' spent.

Mike: Hate to say it, but it's probably because you're WoWut of shape.

Jay: "WoWut of shape"? Is that a World of Warcraft knock?

Mike: Why yes it is, fatboy.

by Cory von Chaos August 11, 2009

Oddly shaped candle

When in rule 34 art, when a dick casts a shadow, but you can only see the shadow

“Oh, have you seen this art, that’s the shadow of an oddly shaped candle”

by Derpking666 December 30, 2023

Shape-Bass

Any wonky ass looking bass typically used by butt-rock, nu-metal and jam bands. Usually are incredibly overdesigned to provide balance and playability but somehow never look pleasant. (term used by Pat Finnerty in the post Kravitz-Bowl to describe the bassist of Puddle of Mudd's bass)

"Hey bruh, have you seen my new Warwick?"
"You paid a fucking grand for a shape-bass?!"

by BazookaHorse November 12, 2021

Out of Shape

In Muscle Cars and Hot Rods...accelerating so powerfully, the back tires lose traction, causing the car to go sideways or even spin around... (out of shape.)

I was on my '66 4-4-2 when this Rice Burner wanted to go for Pinks.

I hit it but went out of shape.
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From Little Deuce Coupe by Jan and Dean:
And comin' off the line when the light turns green
Well she blows 'em outta the water like you never seen
I get pushed out of shape and it's hard to steer
When I get rubber in all four gears

by I made the man May 6, 2020

lotta shape

Football: inspirational exclamation used to motivate players warming up.

commonly confused with: lotta shape (to be in a lot of shape during warming up)

Coach Amarillas yelled out "Lotta Shape its a big day for football men. Tonight is time for a lot of shimmershammer to happen" as they warmed up.

by Diction Ary November 1, 2003