Taco Bell Trumpet

The rancid and boisterous flatulence resulting from a late night Taco Bell frenzy sometimes compounded by heavy drinking, which is usually the impetus of a fast food craving. Tonal ranges of a Taco Bell Trumpet are similar to that of the actual brass instrument of the same namesake.

See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes

I'm sure the broccoli soup at the craft beer festival didn't help, but those those cheesy gordita crunches really got me playing the Taco Bell Trumpet this morning.

by Deertay July 31, 2018

Taco belle

Belles weird af nickname that no one calls her because they call them belt, brick, beetle and more 🥵😏😫

Taco belle stop being such a f*cking idiot

by hoot rumrumtiger July 2, 2021

Super Taco Bell blumpkin

When you and ur shorty slam a Gordita crunch at Taco Bell, and while unloading on the shitter, you yell for her to suck you off. When she gets on her knees, flip a quick 180 and shart all over her.

Yeah man last Friday my girl gave me the super Taco Bell blumpkin ! It was awesome !

by Cheddyblumpy180 May 2, 2024

Butthole after Taco Bell

pain

MY BUTTHOLE AFTER TACO BELL IS ON FIRE!
IT’S FUCKING BURNING! FIRE IS SPEWING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE LIKE A FLAMETHROWER!
SOMEBODY HELP!

by Pelasehalpmeh September 19, 2021

Taco Bell

A Mexican fast-food franchise that, after consumption, you better run and find a nearby bathroom before you shit yourself

Citizen 1: I ate Taco Bell and my ashore exploded.
Citizen 2: Poor you...

by Animal lover 2011 December 30, 2023

Taco Bell

A taco restaurant that makes you explode your toilet

I had Taco Bell and now my toilet is in 10 pieces.

by Jimmy John has sandwiches February 25, 2022

Taco Bell

Everybody thinks that it's cheap, delicious, laxatives, but in the many years, since I was a toddler, that I have been eating Taco Bell, I have never once gotten diarrhea from it. Skill issue.

Taco Bell does NOT give you diarrhea.

by Shinobi77Gamer November 25, 2024