Akron-itis

The impending doom of complacency that one feels upon entering Akron, Ohio. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: immediately feeling like you are morbidly obese and have mobility issues, eating almost nothing but all-American food (e.g., pizza, hot dogs, and hamburgers), thinking that Highland Square is the best or worst neighborhood ever, taking your minor league baseball team way too seriously, reveling the Goodyear/Firestone "glory days," and acting like one of the many sad and unfortunate people who use the public transportation system.
After spending just a few days in Akron, you too will develop the the telltale symptoms of Akron-itis.
by EatMySheet September 20, 2023
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Real-Nigga-itis

When you know that you are that nigga and no one can prove you different. It’s very contagious and should only be spreaded to thoose who really deserve it. POINT. BLANK. PERIOD.
Sorry i can’t share my drink i got real-nigga-itis.”
by lil baby p April 08, 2019
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more itis to do

got important stuff to do, no time for playing around or getting distracted
Suzie "Lets go to the movies"
Miya " i can't, i got more itis to do"
Suzie "awe maybe later then"
by Sharapstar June 12, 2012
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Bruh-itis

When someone just says BRUHH in every situation
Person 1: "I got a pet"
Person with Bruh-itis: "BRUH"
by helo i like to eat ur poo February 16, 2024
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