A Cow With Two Legs

A rude name for someone's mother.

She looks like A Cow With Two Legs!

by Oddverse March 24, 2025

two-kicker

That one-hitter pipe with a bigger than average bowl.

Gimme that two-kicker...I am ready to get ALL HIGH!!

by Woo-Man_58 May 14, 2016

Two

Stupid fucking bitch who stole half the contestants and took x from four

Bro I hate two he sucks

Ya he does

by Peensbde December 22, 2020

2 spirit (Two-Spirit)

what I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 2 spirit (Two-Spirit)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.

Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse

by Dwevle May 10, 2019

two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys that have egos so huge their cocks share the same foreskin and stroke each other's ego until bust a nut covering each other.

Eddie and Kevin are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024

Two Tabber

A person who embodies the two-tabbed mindset. Someone too basic, too slow, or too limited to process more than two options, thoughts, or windows at a time. Often used as a direct insult in gamer/streamer banter.

“Don’t ask him, he’s a Two Tabber—can’t keep up with the strat."
“Classic Two Tabber energy: gets confused at a tutorial.”
“You’re telling me you only have two tabs open? What a Two Tabber.”

by Hybrix September 15, 2025