J-bedes

When someone lives like a pig and is on the fast track for Type 2 diabetes.

That guy needs to exercise, he can't keep living like J-bedes.

by Iggypop December 22, 2013

Julie J.

An absolutely beautifully perfect girl that should be appreciated by everyone. She has eyes like stars. If you ever come across a julie shield your eyes and ears as you will melt at even the sound of her voice. Julie has an astonishing personality with the most unique and beautiful sense of humour.

Me: man julie j. is perfect 😍😍😍

by Blace85 November 8, 2019

J Crab

Sexiest overwatch player of all time. He plays Junkrat so he's a little bitch but he's still aight

That Junkrat is a J Crab

by JLammers February 19, 2023

1. j

A term used by the I Wanna Lockpick community to represent a very large number. It's very large that it's incomprehensible.

Person 1 playing I wanna lockpick: Yo Person 2, I just got 1. j keys
Person 2 watching Person 1 playing: What?? How did you do that??

by mreatha February 4, 2025

Michael J.

Michael J. is a complex individual. There is so much depth to him. He is like an onion, full of layers, each layer containing endless information and knowledge. He is sunlight because he is warm and has the capability to make a gloomy day bright like the sun. He is a man you can trust because his word is bond. If you have the chance to befriend a Michael J. keep him close and take care of if him because there really isn’t a lot like him out there. He is a gem not to mention handsome as can be.

Wow that guy reminds me of a Michael J.

by Muñecaaa November 23, 2021

J-5

A dude who’s probably the 5th in line in the Jojo series and the name got so whack that they just shortened it to a letter and numeral

Person1: Yo thats jojoliciously jotaro jojo the 5th!
Person2:That’s way too long just call him J-5

by NotoriousTable April 12, 2020

Jigga J

A black guy with a medium sized fro, a lot of game and a big dick. Jigga Js usually have a cold hearted personality and like listening to bronx drill a boogie wit dat hoodie and youngboy. SLATT SLATTT SLATTT

Jigga Js usually are funny.

by Pull the trigger if u a nigger November 23, 2021