Jesus Lansus

A term that describes, when your really surprised, confused, mad or rattled?

Bernie: Hey Pev, guess what... Skelator is in front of the house!

Pev: Oh my Jesus Lansus

by Darson Bishop May 3, 2011

Jesus

God. Jesus is God , the most true, but controversial fact in Christianity.

Jesus is God. That's it, He is risen and He is God.

by MofotheeG May 15, 2025

Jesus

A person that is extremely caring and will help you out whenever you need assistance, but if they get pissed of then its the end of the world.

"Yo you remember Carl from 7th grade?"
"Yeah, he was such a Jesus"

by beastmode8234 April 9, 2022

Jesus Christ

King of Kings

Jesus Christ is King

by Masihiun January 11, 2024

Jesus time

The timer between A.D and B.C

It’s Jesus time.

by The garbage can 69 April 20, 2021

Jesus

The definition of sex. When you think of sex you think of Jesus Christ. Very sexy very strong very cute very handsome very very very sexy. Nothing compares to Daddy Daddy is sexy. I love Jesus he is very and a sweet heart. Aleah love Jesus with all her heart forever and ever and ever. He's very sexy

I would love to have sex with Jesus Christ. I would love to see Jesus Christ cock. What is the definition of sex oh, Jesus Christ.

by Aleah loves Jesus forever69 😋 March 22, 2021

Jesus

Meaning god within, (me) we r all Jesus (only me)

U r such a Jesus..

by Kyshwore February 18, 2022