National choke a bitch day

Grab a bitch by a throat and choke em
February 1-29

Me: grabs girl by throat
Girl: Why did you do that!!!
Me:its national choke a bitch day duh

by Pussyfucker10000 February 13, 2020

National shower on FaceTime day

A day where you hop on FaceTime with a homie while u both showering on April 20th

Aye homie really looking forward to National shower on FaceTime day with you

by The_Real_Papa_Franku April 16, 2020

National Minecraft Wedding Day

On December 14 you marry anyone in minecraft. it can be your boyfriend, girlfriend or sidehoe. even your best friend!

I’m marrying William in minecraft today!

why?

because it’s national minecraft wedding day!

by Sp01ledM1lk December 11, 2020

National Cardoor Slammers Of America

A group of people that intentionally slam their cardoors to disturb everyone around them.

Barbara, if you and Bobby don't stop slamming your cardoors early in the morning, you should join the National Cardoor Slammers Of America.

by wolfmaiden69 August 19, 2010

National New Friends Day

national holiday celebrating making new friends

me: hey, it's october 19th!
person: what's that?
me: national new friends day!

by nathannnnn829 October 18, 2020

National slap ass year

Go around slapping a girls ass for the whole year

National slap ass year

by Edward Johnson October 3, 2019

National titt grab day

It's the same as the National ass grab day but for titties this day at 13th of April

Jason: Man you know the girl I'm crushing on?
Jack: the one with big damn tiddies?

Jason: yeah i grabbed them today it's national titt grab day
Jack: bruhh

by cumbucket321 April 12, 2019