Michael Jacksum

Michael Jackson from Temu.

Admired by many people like ejrv, Samy Art and etc..

A: Dude, no way Temu made their own Michael Jackson!
B: How the hell.. Wait, what's his name again?
A: Michael Jacksum!!
B: ...HELL NAH 💀

by randomlydan August 13, 2025

Michael Jackson

The process in which a black man becomes a white woman

Michael Jackson went through a Michael Jackson

by anonymous August 25, 2025

Michael Jackson

when you legit js rape a fucking child

Man: I found this nice little boy. I'm gonna Michael Jackson him

by Elemgey September 4, 2025

Michael Harris

The North Adams ¨Diddy¨ he is know for showing his erect genitals and phrasing they as ¨A little over 8¨

Michael Harris is a little over 8¨.

by jimbo 812223 September 16, 2025

Michael

A name derived from Latin- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” from the root word for “text back”. Put together “Michael” meaning “mfer who never texts back”

Good luck getting a response from Michael that dude invented ghosting

by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025

Michael

A name derived from two Latin words- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” the ancient term for “text back”. Put together the name Michael means “mfer who never texts back”

Good luck getting Michael to text you back, that dude invented ghosting

by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025

Michael Minute

Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.

A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).

Examples:

“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”

“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”

"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."

by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025