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Michael Pena

A guy who drinks hotdog water for hydration during basketball games. His brother Rico hates him.
“You see that light skinned guy over there? Such a Michael Pena.”
by BigNorth January 19, 2022
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Michael

he is a nice kid with 5 friends, but one of them annoys him a lot!
One of Michael's five friends had built a fantastic keyboard!
by iEatBurgersBruh May 9, 2022
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Michael Foley

Michael Foley is a true paragon of excellence, an extraordinary individual who stands as the epitome of greatness in every aspect of his being. With a commanding presence and a captivating aura, he exudes confidence and charisma that draw people in and compel them to admire and respect him. His towering intellect is matched only by his insatiable thirst for knowledge and the ability to grasp complex concepts effortlessly. Michael's unwavering commitment to living a life of integrity and honor sets him apart as a beacon of moral excellence, and he never wavers from his principles, even in the face of adversity. He is driven by an indomitable spirit and determination that fuels his pursuit of high aspirations, and he fearlessly embraces challenges, knowing that failure is merely a stepping stone to greater achievements. Yet, with all his accomplishments and accolades, Michael remains remarkably humble, treating everyone he meets with genuine respect and empathy. He possesses a genuine concern for the well-being of others, and his acts of kindness and generosity know no bounds. Michael Foley's life and character serve as a profound inspiration to all fortunate enough to cross his path, leaving an indelible mark on the world and forever changing the lives of those around him.
by MIchael FOley August 6, 2023
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Michael

Michael has a big cock and really knows how to work it:
Michael is a hot name
by Evenguyslikemichael December 4, 2021
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Michael Keegan

Michael keegan is a white 5,5 shooter that’s looks like a goblin. He is a shooter in many ways like at school for basketball and to shoot up kids that don’t suck his dick. He is very homo who likes dick and is ubbsessed with a chocolate girls mainly a girl named jazarah. he hangs out with a chunky good looking light skin named marcus, a gorilla who hunts lions and is ubbsessed with a girl named siarah named biankhy, a mexican who loves tacos named juan, and a ashy dark skin who is also ubbsessed with a girl named siarah that’s named quentin
Michael Keegan was about to have a five some with Juan,Biankhy,Quentin,and Marcus, until his mom came in and she joined.
by TheGayOneee February 8, 2020
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Michael

When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him. He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious. A Michael has a perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute. They have such great personalities. He will hug you when you need one, even maybe kiss you. He doesn't mind anything at all and goes with the flow. Michael will be naturally good at anything. Sometimes you will think to yourself what makes a Michael so perfect? A Michael is just perfect, they'll do anything for the ones they care for. They hate to be violent, but will do so if they had to for protection etc. Overall, Michael is the best person you will ever meet. If something is wrong, don't worry Michael's got your back.
NOT MY POST: credit goes to AlexThePotato
Girl: I heard Michael has a crush on you.
Other girl: He does?! I have a crush on him too!
Girl: You're lucky he likes you. You have a chance to be with the best man ever.
by . .-.. ... . October 4, 2022
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michael morris

vast fortune owns multiples chipotles and 50% of the buccees empire.
He knows Andrew Tate!

Definitely doesn’t own a pyramid scheme

Rockafeller who?
“My boy Michael Morris has so much wealth he literally just fucked around and bought 5 chipotles today”
by chris hansen1 August 14, 2022
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