milk my noodle

A more secretive and funny form of telling a girl to make you nut.

Hey Jessica, will you milk my noodle.

Ur mom milked my noodle last night.

Im so glad your milking my noodle.

by PenisHead5467 March 9, 2020

Milk

This is plain water that is white . It comes from cows and doesn't taste that good. Despite people (Bertha) saying it's good for ur teeth and bones juice is healthy too

Bertha milk ain't good drink juice
Loves u🤠

by And&Bert December 6, 2020

Cracking milk

A sexual act where a male ejaculates on their partners forehead, face or anywhere on the body.

“ last night we went from talking about life, to me cracking milk on her forehead. “

“ some women love when a man cracks some milk on that shit “

by Stinky-jinkies February 4, 2023

minge milk

The juices that come out of a big sweaty minge.

I don't want no cows milk on my cornflakes! I want your moms juicy minge milk!

by Darraghdaly May 5, 2015

Milk bomb

A milk bomb happens usually during gay sex, it results in the top cumming a massive amount (more liquidy than the normal cum) and that's why it's known as a milk bomb.

John: did you see that guys Milk bomb on twitter?
Frank: dude it was fake how do you now know!

by Toriissad December 7, 2022

Milking the Panda

When a woman grasps both a black dick and a white dick in a single hand and proceeds to stroke them together at once.

Yo, Jenny is up to milking the panda, you in with me bro?

by PandaMilker December 7, 2017

Milk bag

A woman or man who is generally shaped like a milk bag. Kinda gross

You're a milk bag

by Pecsaying May 10, 2018