What that creepy purple bunny in your dreams says before you fall down the cracker cliff, into the choco milk river, and drown.
by um yea no thanks June 2, 2022

by smellysnake January 11, 2014

Someone who frequently and consistently makes minor mistakes. They can be harmful or harmless, but they tend to provoke fierce criticism by other people. A bum may also consistently do harmful things as a joke, oblivious to the obnoxious nature of their actions. Bums often lose important items at inopportune times, and they are always showing up late to meetings.
"Aidan, you lost the receipts we gave you? You bum!"
"The bum Matthew is cheating again and he won't apologize."
"Max didn't submit the grant application on time? That bum!"
"The bum Matthew is cheating again and he won't apologize."
"Max didn't submit the grant application on time? That bum!"
by driversbehindthelines July 19, 2020

You have nothing you weren't given and your only skill is being where you're told to be and say what you're told to say.
by Hym Iam July 15, 2024

A bum ramble is when one violates your bum crease area through clothing with their finger, at any opportunity. For example, when you bend over to pick up an item, or you’re innocently walking up the stairs in front of a friend
by Originalrambler November 22, 2022
