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new year's eve

when everyone gets drunk and parties all night. and when its midnight we all scream happy new year!!
wow im soo happy it was only 1 minuete ago it was 2003 and 1 minuete later its 2004
by moneyz December 26, 2003
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New York Pork

when a girl gets a pizza and strokes your penis with it, then you come on the pizza and she has to eat it
im about to give you a new york pork
by newyorkpork November 28, 2017
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New Hampshire Newtknuckle

Being recently discovered, the New Hampshire Newtknuckle is only known to be performed among one-armed carnies and the deaf. The Newtknuckle involves a New Hampshire Newt being taken from the Boston Harbor and placed on the crotchel region of the person while wearing pants (or shorts), thus creating the look of a knuckle behind the zipper. Mostly used by women, the Newt then finds his new, watery home inside the vaginal canal. In rare occasions, it will find the anus. In rarer occasions, it will leave (see: dry pussy).
"Hey man, your mom has a bulge in her pants...it looks like a cock!"- Boy at the schoolyard, seeing other boy's mother.

"Nah man! She's just doin' a New Hampshire Newtknuckle!"- Proud son

"Ohhhhh...righteous!"- All boys at schoolyard
by Mr. Footlong Redux September 1, 2016
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linwood new jersey

the only place where you can find both the fakest ppl you'll ever meet and also the best ppl your elver meet. The only town that doesn't pay attention to any other sports then soccer and basketball.
omg she's acting like she's from Linwood New Jersey like honey chill your self
by Chill girl November 23, 2016
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welcome to new york

When your new neighbors help you move in only to case your possessions and rob you later.
I knew something was wrong, all my neighbors walked up to the moving truck to help me, the next day I came back from work to a "Welcome to New York". My front door was wide open and all my stuff was gone...
by Ivory Ocean March 20, 2023
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New Jersey Swirlie

The sexual act of performing oral sex on your partner while simulationsely dunking their head into the toilet of a heavily used port-o-potty.
We got bored at the country musical festival last weekend, so Jim took me into one of the port-o-potty’s and gave me a New Jersey Swirlie!
by Psychowalnut May 27, 2018
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Youtube News Of The Month

A series started on by King Boba Fett
This series has been teased to end sometime soon, and would probably be continued by fans
welcome back to Youtube News Of The Month where i tell you what happened on youtube, this month,
by BirbyJay March 12, 2022
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