Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.

by Caramirdan October 3, 2016

Rule of thumb

A rule of thumb is a general guideline or basic principle that people use based on experience, not an exact rule or law.

The origin of the phrase likely comes from using the thumb as a quick measuring tool (about an inch wide)

“As a rule of thumb, if pasta sticks to the wall, it’s done cooking.”

by soph2018392 September 8, 2025

The 5 Rule

There's at least 5 girls you would have sex with in a room. Not date or take home to mom, just 5 girls that if it came down to it, or a lot of booze clouded your judgement, you would.

"Dude I walked into class and the 5 rule applies!"

"Nice bra!"

by Haroldrocks69 November 27, 2011

Rule Alpha

Angry Reacts from Facebook are more valuable than money.

"Sorry,I only pay with angry reacts because the Rule Alpha"

by Orphan Seraph June 29, 2017

Rule 2763

If it exists, there's an object show character or a objectified show of it. >:3 (BEEFYDIE REFERENCE???)

Rule 2763 is not a real internet rule btw. May be used as a joke or whatever.

by CedarFeline March 9, 2025

Rule-Up

Another term for rule-up
Rule coming from the fact that they are the ones who make the rules
And up is coming from the fact that they are wiser and older
You become a Rule-Up when you turn into an adult

The reason the teacher tells you what to do is because they are a Rule-Up

by Celestialbush22 March 14, 2025

Festival Rules

Festival rules are called by a couple BEFORE arriving at any large public gathering (concert, music festival, sporting event, etc.) Both must agree that Festival rules apply. Once agreed, the first person to see someone they know must call them by name and get a mutual acknowledgement that you do, in fact, know each other. You MUST know the person's name, and they must know yours. If you are the first to win, you get to name your prize, usually your favorite sexual position or favor.

A couple agrees to Festival Rules on the way to state fair. At the fair he sees an old friend and calls her name. The friend acknowledges him. He wins sexual favor for the evening.

by rancheroman July 5, 2011