sigma grindset rule #235

the elderly do not matter

Person 1: Hey man, what happened to your grandma?
Person 2: I had to follow sigma grindset rule #235.

by JustKJ January 6, 2024

rules

rules are made to be broken. nothing else. that's why rules were made. no other reason and if you think so just know that ur mom can't say no, that's why she had you :)

''rules are made to be followed''

*slaps the thing*
''thank you next''

by elainn September 7, 2021

the 5 second rule

the 5 second rule isn't even true like the food when you drop it the bacterias get on it under literally one second

You: did you try to just catch your food under 5 seconds because the 5 second rule is not true
Friend: yea?
You: because if you even drop your food the bacterias get on it in under one second even if you wipe it

by nicku1006 July 17, 2025

Rule 34 Account

Only exists to make funny comments or to poke fun at kinky people who like futanari or gooners who always end their message with "~"

*insert that one meme with the kid crying cuz he cant make a rule 34 account*
Why does bro need to beat his meat his this bad bruh 💀

by ConnorBroski January 4, 2025

Rule 120

If a woman performs cellular respiration, she is a thot. There is no age restriction, period.

Thot: *slight sound of breathing*
Man: “Rule 120.”

by TragedyIsMeFallingDownAManHole June 11, 2018

Hudson rule

Also known as the Hudson principle. Permits intimate relationships of a two-year age gap max, limited to sophomore-senior and junior-(college) freshman pairings.

"Yo, your girl is still in high school?"
"Yeah, she's a senior at my old high school."
"I mean, yeah, but we're freshmen man."
"Dude, Hudson rule."

by bucknuggets January 16, 2025

Class fries rule

If you bring fast food to school, you must give some to the table.

Jacob I invoke the class fries rule

by Mertz December 15, 2023