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Image Merchant

A pretentious person who cares about their social image to the point where they would harm others around them and switch up on their friends just to carve out a certain reputation for themselves; an advanced form of social climbing.
Mark deleted all of his really cool social media posts as soon as he started befriending those frat dudes just because he thought they would criticize him for it, what an image merchant! Never expected that from such a chill guy.
by SSJHamood February 21, 2026
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Decision Merchant

A professional fighter that only wins by decision
Merab and Evloev are decision merchants
by Firenuts March 10, 2026
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Parch March

When someone stops drinking alcohol during the month of March.
Irish bar patrons would do a leprechaun before they did Parch March.
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Parch March

When someone stops drinking alcohol for the month of March.
The Irish bar patron would rather do a leprechaun than Parch March.
by Jaws2024 March 17, 2026
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Luke marchesano

Luke is a very good soccer player but he likes to fumble fine shyts and get with 0/10
Hey luke are you getting with fine shyt tonight
luke:no i’m going to watch the spelling bee at school.Luke marchesano
by Smelly.luke.com February 10, 2025
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