Nut Juice

The proper and healthier alternative for "Almond Milk"

Tyrone: Its called almond milk cause no one can say nut juice with a straight face
Daniel Day Lewis: Nut Juice*says nut juice with the most straight and serious face*
Tyrone: *Chugs Nut Juice*
Daniel Day Lewis: *Chugs In Unison*

by stale cheerio June 13, 2018

smirnut juice

peanut juice spiked with smirnoff ice

maluu lieks smirnut juice and getting kicked in the goolies.

by unidenitfied February 6, 2006

Jesus juice

Holy cum

this bitch drank my Jesus juice last night

by The holy dick September 16, 2018

Juicing it up!

When a man gets himself erect

Dave: You ready baby?
Kerryn: Yeah baby, start Juicing it up!

by Ash barty January 19, 2018

Gin and juice

You like cum

I want some gin and juice up in my mouth

by Muqtar like gin and juice August 1, 2021

[ass juice]

the lubrication that dominates an asshole prior to anal coitus, or after you have drank too much alcohol or neglected to wipe said asshole

damn, I should have wiped so I wouldn't have such an exorbitant build-up of ass juice.

by FlexPPE March 31, 2009

Pussy juice

Men call it water so they can have a secret word to say

Mark:did you get that nice “water” last night hehe

Jeff: yeah I got that pussy juice

by Lemmmmmesmash please March 14, 2018