Fortnite

Cancer

Child: Hey man, why are you playing Minecraft? It sucks. Play Fortnite instead
An actually intelligent person: Sorry, you autistic child, but I don't wanna get cancer

by Jesus Fucking Christ Allistor November 5, 2020

fortnite

A game that men/guys stay up all night playing while their girlfriends sit and wait for attention.

Babe stop playing fortnite and pay attention to me.

by heatherinaaaa May 8, 2018

FORTNITE

Fortnite Battle Royale is a free-to-play battle royale video game developed and published by Epic Games. It is way over rated and Kids ages 7-12 play it.

Jimmy: lets play Fortnite

Frank: Fuck Fortnite
Jimmy: why

Frank: because its dumb and your dad won't come back

by Dad with no milk July 10, 2022

fortnite

a great game but people need to get out more , i saw a full 3 minutes on my snapchat of one persons wins !!!!!

Random Dude 1 " Hey bro invite me to a party on PS4/XBOX , so we can play Fortnite"
His Friend " yeah dude lets go for that VICTORY ROYALE "

that VICTORY ROYALE will be all over their snapchat just you watch

by randomroadmanTing February 16, 2018

Fortnite

Form of Birth Control in which you will never have sex if you play it

Guy: Hey wanna have sex
Girl: eww no you play fortnite

by Minecraftonmymind August 11, 2020

Fortnite

Mr. Steal Yo Man

Fortnite walked up to my man and they ended up fucking on the floor.

by HipsterMan1988 May 7, 2018

FORTNITE

cancer

John: Hey do you play fortnite?
Jim: No, its cancer

by whywouldanyonehavethisname June 10, 2020