Blue dogging

Almost relieving your bowels, but being prevented from doing so at the last minute.

Blue balls for bowel movements.

I was prairie dogging it to the bathroom when I pulled on the door and it was locked. Now I'm blue dogging it.

by RebaD August 28, 2014

Dogged Determination

The act of never giving up on petty argument just to make a point

Man A: I bet you could not get a definition published on Urban Dictionalry.
Man B: Yeah, no problem.

A week later

Man A: So??
Man B: Dude, it took 6 days, and 374 tried but I got one, although I missed my Grans Funeral and College Entrance Exams!
Man A: That's Dogged Determination!

by BM82 January 9, 2015

Cooking the dog

Furiously masturbating.

John: "Dude, what are you doing?"

Furious masturbator: "Cooking the dog bro."

by Lao_Tzu January 23, 2015

ware-dog

A dog in someone's back garden that thinks it's a wolf and howls all day and night

That fucking ware-dog is out again trying to raise an army or something

by cocolover July 29, 2015

Villas Dog

A microwaved hot dog on a piece of white bread.

We ran out of hot dog rolls so i had to make a villas dog instead.

by Lowkeymike August 18, 2015

Gutless dog

A bloke named Jian Milburn who eats all your bread and skinny cow ice cream sandwiches has a French bulldog that farts and dedicates at the bottom of the stairs every morning

"Jian is a gutless dog"

"Who's that? That's Jian he is a gutless dog!"

"Want a skinny cow? Yeah sure! Oh wait they're all gone? Fucking Jian, the gutless dog!"

"How about some toast with your eggs? Oh wait can't... Jian's eaten it all... Gutless dog"

by Gregory_Huganus July 20, 2016

Donkey Dog

A stubborn, slow, depressed dog

Dude, your dog is the slowest and most stubborn dog I have ever met, he reminds me of Eeyore... "Ohhh-kayyy, I guess we will walk now". He's a Donkey Dog!

by georgie bear September 7, 2016