Chocolate Smurf

Chocolate Smurf: Typically a little person, (but not limited to) who loves to give or receive butt stuff preferably with excrement or melted chocolate running down the crack

Hey man; there’s Alejandro… he’s a self proclaimed Chocolate Smurf

by Nashcar July 09, 2024

The Chocolate Shooting Star

when you and a significant other are 69'ing and the womans ass is in the are and projectile shits into the air

Beck:I hit adam with The Chocolate Shooting Star

by xxXOsitoXxx March 09, 2020

Chocolate Ramp

The term used when somebody is on the come up in life after hitting rock bottom

Dylan said he was on the chocolate ramp after making a series of bad decisions

by BraddyBoy October 13, 2024

Chocolate Barnet

When you rub your hair into a soiled arse

New haircut mate? Nah it's just a chocolate barnet today

by barnet wales May 02, 2024

Unlimited chocolate fountain

When you have diarrhea and it won’t stop

“Taco bell just gave me an unlimited chocolate fountain”

by KinkyKaii May 13, 2022

Air Chocolate

Air chocolate, also know as someones chocolate being softer than air, is slang for when someones shit is infested with tape worms.

"Yo, dude! My chocolates softer than air!"

"Yo dude, you should get that checked out since you probably have tape worms."

Air chocolate.

"Yeah youre right"

by coolguyhangoutdude April 05, 2021

chocolate titshake

When you pour chocolate sauce in your mouth and proceed to suck on a pregnant women’s nipple, creating a chocolate titshake in your mouth.

My girls been a handful ever since I knocked her up, but at least I get a chocolate titshake once in a blue moon.

by biggeytree33 October 08, 2019