Chocolate Monster

A turd so mighty and ferocious it almost appears as if it is a monster waiting to devour the world, or even your ass the next time you sit down on the throne.

"Sorry, I left a chocolate monster behind in your bathroom, it wouldn't flush...

by NO1R April 5, 2022

quavers and chocolate fingers

a meal traditionally eaten by the “musandu” tribe of zimbabwe. consists of a cheesy, savoury food and chocolate wafer biscuit styles as a finger

“Jayden was eating quavers and chocolate fingers, he was munching and snacking on them so hard you could hear him chewing in the call”

by HerroGamerHD November 15, 2023

African chocolate bar

When a black girl shits on your chest and proceeds to eat it off.

Shanquira gave me an African Chocolate Bar last night and I don't think I'll recover.

by Nigga 5 July 26, 2024

Dubai Chocolate

When a wealthy Dubai gentleman pays a prostitute (usually a young American female with an Only Fans) a large sum of money to defacate on her.

"Muhammed really handed out those Dubai Chocolates to this weekend"

by HM151 April 10, 2025

Chocolate fizzles

A chromie vegetable

He’s such a chocolate fizzles

by Sub to chocolate fizzles December 17, 2019

Chocolate Lamp

To take a warm shit like a broken lava lamp on someone's dick

"Octiiiiiiii gave Uncle vinny a chocolate lamp last night" - Courtesy of twitch.tv/octiiiiiiii

by DefinitelyNotHoolegr January 18, 2024

Big Chocolate

A big black man who is dominant in bed and in on Swords and Sigils.

Did you see Big Chocolate killing an entire army by yourself?

by Messor_Barbarus April 15, 2025