chocolate ice burg

A shit so massive the top pokes out of the water similar to an ice burg that wrecked the Titanic but made of shit instead of ice and it wrecks your anus.
I need to eat more fiber I just dropped the biggest chocolate ice burg.
by Beef Swellington May 19, 2017
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Chocolate Covered Cherry

When you give anal to a virgin then pop her cherry.
"Lost my virginity last night. We did anal first, so now I have a chocolate covered cherry.
by hocicito September 07, 2017
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Chocolate Waterslide

When lesbians scissor while one or both have explosive diarrhoea.
"Me and Stacy did a Chocolate Waterslide after that curry last night."
by Gigs_1 October 01, 2022
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Chocolate Smurf

Chocolate Smurf: Typically a little person, (but not limited to) who loves to give or receive butt stuff preferably with excrement or melted chocolate running down the crack
Hey man; there’s Alejandro… he’s a self proclaimed Chocolate Smurf
by Nashcar July 09, 2024
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The Chocolate Shooting Star

when you and a significant other are 69'ing and the womans ass is in the are and projectile shits into the air
Beck:I hit adam with The Chocolate Shooting Star
by xxXOsitoXxx March 09, 2020
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Chocolate Ramp

The term used when somebody is on the come up in life after hitting rock bottom
Dylan said he was on the chocolate ramp after making a series of bad decisions
by BraddyBoy October 13, 2024
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Chocolate Barnet

When you rub your hair into a soiled arse
New haircut mate? Nah it's just a chocolate barnet today
by barnet wales May 02, 2024
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