Milk

Refers to something being cool or chill

Friend: Wow did you see Ariana Grande is performing at our college.

Me: That's so milk bro

by Orlandough June 16, 2022

The milk is in the cow

everything is where is it supposed to be, the task has been completed

The milk is in the cow and coming your way.

by Shawn Gold June 17, 2022

No milk and no surprises

A bowl of cereal of cereal where instead of using milk, you use beer. Typically consumed by Radiohead listeners.

Bro let me down so I made him do No milk and no surprises

by Incel69 June 19, 2022

Swallowing The Milk

a mouthful of milk is used in the context of having a crush on someone who likes you back. coined by REDACTED, who used it in the context of DATA EXPUNGED and NOT FOUND. saying what NOT FOUND had with DATA EXPUNGED was "like a mouthful of milk, it wouldn't make sense for him to just spit it out.", as opposed to if you didn't know the other person liked you back, wherein the milk was not yet in your mouth. The metaphor was so terrible that it immediately caught on and now it's a part of the common lexicon. however, it must be used CORRECTLY, or it will fall victim to the same cultural flattening of it's mean(meme)ing as the word simp (edited)
12:33 AM
Spitting milk out of course, once it is in your mouth, would be equivalent to deciding to completely ignore your mutual crushes and pretend they don't exist.
12:33 AM
I suppose what REDACTED did with PRIVACY PROTECTION last year would have been something along the lines of keeping the milk sitting in his mouth and letting it slowly dribble out the corners
12:35 AM
if the milk was still sitting on the table of course, the mutual crush was either unknown or not mutual at all, then there would be no risk in spitting it out, because it is not in your mouth. And I guess more risk in picking up to drink it, or something, I don't know it's not a well thought out concept.
12:35 AM
gargling it is fucking nonsense REDACTED keeps saying I do it but doesn't ever tell me what that means.

I can't believe he's not swallowing the milk already, they've been basically dating for years

by gryotharian June 19, 2022

locally sourced milk

Milk from a girls tits.

“Yooo!! I found a milf who’s going to give me locally sourced milk!”

by nesol June 22, 2022

milking it

when someone carries on the joke for too long

guy 1: *sends ugly photo of friend* lol look at this
guy 2: bro you’ve sent that to me a million times, stop fucking milking it frankie

by adamcropp June 24, 2022

milk

Milk means to get benefit from something. (usually used on youtube)

I found this new minecraft glitch! I could milk this.

by Dr. Mike of LA Studies. June 25, 2022