Geek: Do you realize how the Facebook algorithm is like a milestone in the post-truth era?
Joe: Look nerd, you need to realize that Facebook is like super important to find hot single girls, and if I can watch all my news on there, that just saves my time for more important things, like getting laid.
Joe: Look nerd, you need to realize that Facebook is like super important to find hot single girls, and if I can watch all my news on there, that just saves my time for more important things, like getting laid.
by Data abiding citizen November 23, 2016
carefully or carelessly, depending on your level of drunken-ness, weeding out bad pictures and embarrassing statuses on Facebook, like preening an already shit stained coat
by Timmy January 01, 2015
Facebook Bombing is a form of computer fraud to involves harassment involves the act or acts of an individual the creates multiple facebook accounts under different or similar to the original account with the prime objective is
1. online harassment
2. making threats to kill or hurt
3. dating harassment
4.scams and more
5. bombarding people with unsolicited images of a adult nature
1. online harassment
2. making threats to kill or hurt
3. dating harassment
4.scams and more
5. bombarding people with unsolicited images of a adult nature
facebook bombing is where you receive multiple replies from the same person using different facebook profiles and gives the impression the a different is agreeing or making threats with them
by acer3 October 29, 2021
Person: Can I arrange for a Facebook interview?
Mark Zuckerberg: Oh there's no need, we already have everything ;)
Person: wait, what?
Mark Zuckerberg: what?
Mark Zuckerberg: Oh there's no need, we already have everything ;)
Person: wait, what?
Mark Zuckerberg: what?
by Soupisbeingcrafted September 17, 2019
by Poopsie88 February 17, 2012
when your mobile web or phone responds to your status update or someone elses status update with a random insert of numbers or letters much like a pocket dial, or pocket text.
Jimmy ***** "I'm going to school!"
Tara **** "dkah"
Jimmy "What does that mean?"
Tara "You've been pocket facebooked!!"
Tara **** "dkah"
Jimmy "What does that mean?"
Tara "You've been pocket facebooked!!"
by Amberjean November 28, 2010
Someone who posts or shares certain posts on Facebook (usually derogatory or insulting) with the intention of a targeted person seeing it. (Target being someone in their life)
"Karen is such a facebook missile, we all know who she's talking about when she shares posts about unemployment"
by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024