by neddy the wise November 14, 2008
by BadMan666! April 22, 2020
The accumulation of a steamy blend of back sweat, butt hole sweat, and fecal bacteria that flows down a man's ass crack thus reaching the taint and testicles causing much discomfort through out a work day. This process usually causes a man to play...eight ball...corner pocket
by nickdaddy October 19, 2013
A descriptive term for any unfortunate situation, to insult an unwanted group of assholes, or could be used to describe anything literally covered in filth. It is most effective when describing something that used to be good. Why? Because no one wants dirty cookies.
Me: My roommate invited 13 year old girls to our kegger... again...
Guest: Aw fuck dat! Dats some dirty dookies right dere.
Stoner #1: Noooooo, I just spilled half the ground up weed for this blunt on the carpet! (5 minutes later, after picking it out of the carpet fuzz) Eh, it's not that bad, we can still smoke it.
Stoner #2: Dude... thats some dirty cookies.
Raver: That was the best desert party I've ever been to... Can I use your shower? I'm such a dirty cookie right now.
Guest: Aw fuck dat! Dats some dirty dookies right dere.
Stoner #1: Noooooo, I just spilled half the ground up weed for this blunt on the carpet! (5 minutes later, after picking it out of the carpet fuzz) Eh, it's not that bad, we can still smoke it.
Stoner #2: Dude... thats some dirty cookies.
Raver: That was the best desert party I've ever been to... Can I use your shower? I'm such a dirty cookie right now.
by dotpxl November 25, 2012
When a man dresses up in a pink too too and covers himself in hummus while shoving celery up his anus, then serving it to unexpecting family victims e.g. In-laws
by JNSmiiith February 10, 2019
by Aneay May 19, 2020
When you're mid sex and you make eye contact with your cat. Not wanting to disappoint anybody, you are now stroking two pussies.
by Comeeatmebroo June 28, 2020