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The Cool Nerd

Only one man is worthy of the elite title of "The Cool Nerd" His name is Vic and he is by far not only the smartest man I have ever known, he is hands down the sexiest man to walk the planet earth. No man can ever take his place. No man can compete with his pretty boy swag with sexy geek twist. His capabilites in the bedroom are incrumensurable. 8f you were lucky enough to have the opportunity to call yourself His girlfriend then consider it an honor. All the other girls hoping for a turn to be by his side ... Don't bother trying because he has found his queen and they were destined to be together, he will not leave her under any circumstances.
Girl look at that fine ass guy over there!!

Nah ... That's the cool nerd ... he's taken
by The Cool Nerds Girl September 10, 2021
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Incredibly Cool Guy

Guy who has two tattoos and plans on getting more
This guy got two tattoos and has plans for more. He is officially an Incredibly Cool Guy.
by WaddleDeeWaddleDoo September 11, 2021
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not cool

he’s not cool. oh ! then he must be sam rosen.
by dinosaurtrain November 2, 2021
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that cool white guy

that cool white guy in your life. He’s usually straight and cis but he’s like cooler than the other cis straight white guys in your life. Cool white guys usually love their mom and are probably afraid of bugs.
person 1: Hey there’s that cool white guy with his mom!!
person 2: that guys my favorite
by ilovepissyummypissyummy November 9, 2021
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p cool

i thought he was p cool
by lizziii November 13, 2021
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'mega cool'

When a shaggy haired person hypes themselves up in January-december
'what are they doing'
' don't worry there just being 'mega cool'
'i wanna be 'mega cool'
by Someonewhoexsists November 15, 2021
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Connecticut Colostomy

When a man uses a colostomy bag during sexual intercourse. The act involves the man dipping his penis repeatedly into the bag after each stroke, and doing so until the contents of the bag are depleted.
Adam: Hey, remember when I did the Connecticut Colostomy with your mum?
Jack: Shut up, I did a California Mudslide with yours!
by ClarenceButtigieg November 23, 2021
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