by Sawyer1093 October 10, 2012
Get the DJ Davie K mug.a really good best friend to have around. Your always gonna have ups and downs but you'll always get over them(hopefully). You will always have a great inside joke with her.
by MR.MOYLES March 18, 2020
Get the K mug.A jacked-up, nightmare-fuelled mutant kangaroo the size of a T-Rex, forged in the radioactive pits of Maralinga and armed with a virus that turns humans into half-kangaroo zombies.
Born from a cocktail of nuclear fallout and Aussie rage, the K-Rex is what happens when a red kangaroo hits the gym, inhales nuclear radiation, and decides to rule the outback with claws, teeth, and airborne bio-terrorism. Its favourite hobbies include tearing through roadblocks, hopping like a tank on springs, and converting the population into marsupial zombies with a single breath.
Oh yeah—and it’ll stare straight into your soul before it rips you apart.
Born from a cocktail of nuclear fallout and Aussie rage, the K-Rex is what happens when a red kangaroo hits the gym, inhales nuclear radiation, and decides to rule the outback with claws, teeth, and airborne bio-terrorism. Its favourite hobbies include tearing through roadblocks, hopping like a tank on springs, and converting the population into marsupial zombies with a single breath.
Oh yeah—and it’ll stare straight into your soul before it rips you apart.
"Mate, I thought I saw a roo on the highway, but it was 12 feet tall and foaming at the mouth—pretty sure it was a f***ing K-Rex."
by aussiedownunder86 May 30, 2025
Get the K-Rex mug.AKA kiss-cut nick, cabbage patch skid, malcom in the dizzle, K dizzlar, kernal clink.
A guy at work who does fuck all for a large portion of the day and makes out he's working on something super important, when in reality he sat talking about the 80's to someone who's heard the same story 100 times, has a short temper and finds it difficult to apologies for his mistakes, has a strange superiority complex developed over years getting his on way, finds it difficult to move with the times and when drops a clinker it smells like cabbage.
Also has a incessant need to patrol the biscuit tin to make sure that no one eats them except for him, complains about people taking holiday and time off for childcare needs because he never had the luxury of this 'back in the day'.
Will tell the same jokes multiple times a day expecting everyone to laugh and when they don't he'll be offended.
Generally, he can pleasant enough but even think about leaving pizza crust on plate in plain view.
A guy at work who does fuck all for a large portion of the day and makes out he's working on something super important, when in reality he sat talking about the 80's to someone who's heard the same story 100 times, has a short temper and finds it difficult to apologies for his mistakes, has a strange superiority complex developed over years getting his on way, finds it difficult to move with the times and when drops a clinker it smells like cabbage.
Also has a incessant need to patrol the biscuit tin to make sure that no one eats them except for him, complains about people taking holiday and time off for childcare needs because he never had the luxury of this 'back in the day'.
Will tell the same jokes multiple times a day expecting everyone to laugh and when they don't he'll be offended.
Generally, he can pleasant enough but even think about leaving pizza crust on plate in plain view.
K Dizzle: Many years ago.....
K Dizzle: I hope so they buried him.
K Dizzle: Can you put on the calendar when you are in.
K Dizzle: John, can you those pizza crusts in the bin....NOW !
John: (thinks k dizzle is joking because who really cares) lol.
K Dizzle: *leaves and comes back shortly and gets in johns face and shouts in front the whole office* WHY HAVENT YOU DONE WHAT I SAID IM IN CHARGE IM THE MANAGER PUT YOUR CRUSTS IN THE BIN !!!!
John: fuck off, k dizzle you smell like a cabbage you cunt, sit down and shut up, anyway gotta meant to be in sauna in 10 mins you put the crusts in the bin you quim cunt munch
K Dizzle: I hope so they buried him.
K Dizzle: Can you put on the calendar when you are in.
K Dizzle: John, can you those pizza crusts in the bin....NOW !
John: (thinks k dizzle is joking because who really cares) lol.
K Dizzle: *leaves and comes back shortly and gets in johns face and shouts in front the whole office* WHY HAVENT YOU DONE WHAT I SAID IM IN CHARGE IM THE MANAGER PUT YOUR CRUSTS IN THE BIN !!!!
John: fuck off, k dizzle you smell like a cabbage you cunt, sit down and shut up, anyway gotta meant to be in sauna in 10 mins you put the crusts in the bin you quim cunt munch
by Rallisman February 9, 2024
Get the K Dizzle mug.you two were meant to be, accept it. You won’t be able to let go, or move on. You are 4L love him gurrlll
T+K we’re meant to be
by 🤫🤫☺️ April 19, 2022
Get the T+K mug.by DC3917 February 5, 2021
Get the K-Twat mug.