Get the Topmug. Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
Get the Chocolate Top Hatmug. by Loverditgdi December 29, 2019
Get the Top dogmug. by cupotea1234 April 18, 2021
Get the Tin Topmug. Top cat is an amazing female, good in the bed , crazy bitch in real life ! If u ever get u a top cat keep her ! She is also very athletic, smart , but evil
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Top catmug. A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert
by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 4, 2019
Get the Top Shaggermug. in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
Get the Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sexmug.