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Squirrell Syndrome

Pertaining to a lack of composure of the bowels; vis.: bum-wee; esp. following a period of extensive alcohol intake beginning circa age 14.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Bum wee; corrosive flatulence; the inability to travel more than 20m without requiring defecation; sonorous and voluble digestion; the requirement to eat healthily for brief but ultimately insignificant periods; Chicken Cottage.

A recent 7-year study has found no medical cure.

Remarkable similarity to Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Noted for increased prevalence in Lincolnshire, UK.
Mike: I've got Bum Wee.

James: Must be Squirrell Syndrome. Chicken Cottage?

Mike: Yeah.
by A Random Architect November 13, 2011
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LCS Syndrome

LCS stands for Lack of Common Sense Syndrome.

Someone lacking the intelligence to a high extreme.
"Dude come' on let's cross, the car is right there but we will make it!!" " Yo your going to get hit by that car idiot, your LCS syndrome is kicking in!"

1.. Putting tin foil in the microwave
2.. Having sex with animals
3.. 2+2 obviously = 4
by Davvyyyyy November 14, 2011
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the flix syndrome

A rare instance in which a person lacks enough intellect as to make it so others perceive these individuals as being almost chimp-like in behaviour and intelligence.

Some word enough go as far as to say such a comparison is insulting to ape kind everywhere. A flix syndrome sufferer truly has no hope of surving alone and they are typically seen together in groups playing 'catch the shit' and 'where is my penis, it's too small to see'
Hot goth 1 "Do you see this man trying to have sexual relations with a cardboard cutout of famed paedophile Umar Patel?"

Hot goth 2 "he is surely suffering with the flix syndrome"

Fuck you, flix
by Flix is a cunt December 24, 2022
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AUU Syndrome

A mental disorder that is caused by playing the ROBLOX game "An Unoriginal Universe", causing the victim to become a complete irritable asshole.
"Hey, you know Alex? He has AUU Syndrome!"
"No way!"
by N7bby February 6, 2022
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Wethington syndrome

When you are such a psycho bitch you feel the need to destroy your fat ass boyfriends life and trap him and get insanely jealous of every female that’s near your man and you make up psychotic scenarios and ideas and put them in your boyfriends head until he threatens to shoot people.
My mans caught wethington syndrome. He’s in jail for child support and she called Statutory rape charge on him.
by THTmexicangy August 24, 2021
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Apollo syndrome

To define an individual that sees themselves on a higher level or better then another due to their larger ego and confidence.
Kraken: come on fight me, I can easily beat you.
Freezin: shut the fuck up you have Apollo syndrome.
by Tristhe_tank March 10, 2023
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algeria syndrome

algeria syndrome is when a male or female (or other) like their nipples being carved, preferably in a cross by a knife. algeria syndrome is a sexual kink with a small community around it. its founder Algea coming out as having algeria syndrome last year. (18/9/22)
(carina) “hey, i have algeria syndrome
by Asherr99 March 13, 2023
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