Michael Kane

Best Jap to ever live

I love Michael Kane

by LowRat September 20, 2023

Michael Gash

Michael Gash is a large muscled man known for his amazing footballing ability

Ex kings lynn Town striker

Very fit

Girl: woah look its Michael Gash he is so hot
Girl 2 : I would definitely smash

by Guinness June 17, 2021

Michael

The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, somewhat cocky and of a high tax bracket. Extremely good looking and is liked by everyone, unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Proud of who he is and what his tax bracket can do. Tries to help people unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Has pretty eyes that shine just like his high tax bracket. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend, unless they're of a lower tax bracket. Is an all around amazing guy (if you are of a high tax bracket).

Pleb: I saw Michael today, but he didn't see me.
Pleb's friend: Evidently, you are of a lower tax bracket.

by Urban librarian 57392 August 11, 2021

Michael Snowdon

The man, the myth, the legend.

Michael eats a packet of crisps every half hour and has his own personal cow in the garden because he consumes that much milk.

Best mates with The Rock and makes all woman go weak at the knees upon eye contact.

Wow, have you seen Michael Snowdon, he’s asleep on the stairs - must’ve been on the K Cider.

by Check One Two January 2, 2025

Michael

Michael will always leave you to die with the furries

Michael: *walks away*
you: MICHAEL, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE *cough* MICHA- *small cough* -EL... MICHAAEELL *bangs on the window* HEEELLLP MEEEEE!!!

by a guy with an atomic bomb April 20, 2023

Michael's army

this is the name for the 5 sos fandom, since googlre and fan accounts didn'tgave me the name for the fandom. So i'm creating a new one, your welcome

i'm the michael's army

by is already taken October 4, 2019

Michael O’connell

If you find a Michael O’Connell and you see or know him date him he’s a very good looking and genuinely good guy

Also I love you you know who your are

Dang Tressa Your dating “Michael O’Connell”

You saw that “Michael O’Connell” Kid

by FriskyFortnutter November 18, 2018