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Long John Snickers

An alcoholic beverage, served mostly at formal parties

1 part long island iced tea mix
1 part captain morgan original spiced rum
1 part snickers candy bars
Dude i had a Long John Snickers last night, it fucked me up.
by Derkalerk November 23, 2006
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John Wilkes Booth

John: You ever heard of John Wilkes Booth?
Tyson: Yes he is the guy who did Lincoln dirty
by JFK Shot First May 28, 2018
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the John-Jen Syndrome

A relationship between a man and his twitter account that borders on unhealthy, whereby said man tweets constantly but seems unable to spare his girlfriend one text, despite being able to both tweet and text on his mobile phone.

Named after the infamous dumping of John Mayer by Jennifer Aniston because he tweeted too much but did not seem to be able to drop her a text.
My boyfriend just got a twitter account last weekend and now he's suffering from the John-Jen Syndrome! FML

Man did you hear about how Alex got dumped because he was doing a John-Jen Syndrome on his girl?
by Nad48 November 23, 2009
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John Denver syndrome

John Denver syndrome is when you die in a way that you have to be totally rich to die in.

Similar to Sonny Bono disease, but with Muppets.
Did you hear that Winchester died of John Denver syndrome? He drank Bordeaux until his final breath.
by Eptin October 20, 2007
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John Madden Theory

Noun; The theory of coming up with countless examples without making it too noticeable in usually a paper or report. Named for the unintentional relevance John Madden uses when spectating football. ² The act of going into another example unintentionally.
The greaks gods of the odyssey were very distinct, You have the four top gods. Poseidon, god of water. He controls the seas and those who rides those seas. The ones who rode these seas and is the most memorable, is Odysseus. Odysseus was a powerful man, coming back from the Trojan war. The Trojan war was a large battle, with the climactic death of achiles...Etc.

² "I just saw my best friend in the park, the park is really nice and beautiful with a lake in the middle, this lake is pretty awesome, ive gone fishing, fishing is pr"- "Dude, stop doing the John Madden theory..."
by Samyouell Fepps May 1, 2011
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John West

When somethings goes 'John West'.... It's not going the best! It could be better!....It's not what I expected!...

Due to attention of 'John West' Fish products and also the recently New 2 Min Rice selection for the Lazy Youth of Today….It's very popular!!!!
One Mate to another on the Phone...

Arite Bro.. How's things with you??

The Bro replies... To be honest with ya mate.. Things are not the 'John West!!'
by MJ C October 9, 2009
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prank him john

John ” yo look who fell asleep first”

Joe “ prank him John!”

John” he he you already know
-Johns face gets serious-

- John repeatedly claps Jim’s cheeks-
Jim “ YO YOOOOOO!!”
by Prank him John August 26, 2021
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