Crack Worm

When your computer crashes due to a virus, spyware, or because your pc was hacked.
"Damn! My computers shot. I must have a crack worm

"Dude, i downloaded that song and got a crack worm instead"
by Sbot April 10, 2010
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crack-alacky

One of, if not, THE most powerful phrase you can say to someone, capable of creating storms and even killing a person. If followed up with "...you just got that attacky! 🙌", it can AND will reduce everyone to a pile of bones. This should only be used in the most dire of situations.
Mike: I think you're a big poop loser, you know that?
Jestin: I know you are, but what am I?
Mike: wh-
Jestin: crack-alacky, you just got that attacky! 🙌
Mike immediately combusts into flames, leaving nothing but his skeleton on the ground.
by matpatfan111287 September 26, 2022
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FREE CRACK!

WOOHOO LETS GO GET SOME FREE CRACK!
by cardboardboxeater February 17, 2023
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Tickled crack

When you are in a tickle fight with your boyfriend and to win is to use the move "tickled crack'.
by MetalSiren January 17, 2016
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ape på crack

Eskil er en ape på crack
by moiis October 04, 2020
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crack my head

dumbass twitter groupchat that isn't dead. we will live forver!!
kait: remember the og days?
vix: yeah, old crack my head was the best
by definitelynotqueer August 23, 2019
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Crack Spazz

When a crackhead from the streets of Detroit begins to peak on his solid powder and demand money from you in order to stay on his crack mongering mission.
Damn that crack spazz wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour until I gave gave him a dollar to continue his crack mission.
by King Smidi July 06, 2017
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