When you do what you thought was a fart but actually it was the shits. Usually accompanied by a sudden warm feeling in the underpants...
by TrickyTrevMcTrick May 17, 2016
Get the chocolate trumpmug. by Trdx August 30, 2023
Get the chocolate covered cornmug. When a co-worker has a bowl of chocolate on their desk that more people stop at and comment on than another co-worker has at their desk.
Did you see how Mary jumped up to see what kind of chocolate Camile had after the EVP stopped and commented on it? You know she'll buy it for her desk next week because she has chocolate envy.
by bennzz61 January 24, 2010
Get the chocolate envymug. A turd so mighty and ferocious it almost appears as if it is a monster waiting to devour the world, or even your ass the next time you sit down on the throne.
by NO1R April 5, 2022
Get the Chocolate Monstermug. a meal traditionally eaten by the “musandu” tribe of zimbabwe. consists of a cheesy, savoury food and chocolate wafer biscuit styles as a finger
“Jayden was eating quavers and chocolate fingers, he was munching and snacking on them so hard you could hear him chewing in the call”
by HerroGamerHD November 15, 2023
Get the quavers and chocolate fingersmug. When your wife says you can't have sex because shes on her period, so you go for anal instead, but she hasn't prepared with an enima so when you pull out and and have a shit covered dick, then sneaky slam it in her blood box, so now you cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup and sauce.
Hubby was horrible last night, we did anal cause im on my rags, and he jumped from butt to box then told me his cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup, now I've got a uti.
by Douwntanal October 14, 2019
Get the chocolate pluto pupmug. by DefinitelyNotHoolegr January 18, 2024
Get the Chocolate Lampmug.