by kylematthews June 18, 2023
Get the Bum Rummug. One who is lazy, has no friends and does not know how to have fun. Cries to their mom anytime someone says no to them and tries to ruin the life of that person.
"Dude I had this bum fuck roommate in college, Alexis Furkioti. She tried reporting me for illegal drugs and alcohol, but failed miserably."
"We all know a bum fuck in our lives"
"Bum fucks get what bum fucks deserve"
"It smells like bum fuck in there because she's a fucking bum fuck"
"We all know a bum fuck in our lives"
"Bum fucks get what bum fucks deserve"
"It smells like bum fuck in there because she's a fucking bum fuck"
by merry chrismuh December 12, 2018
Get the Bum Fuckmug. It'd be like the guy that offers to come play guitar at your house if you smoke him out. Makes posts every day about sober living and staying strong even though you know he's doing none of that.
I sealed today's date in this envelope two weeks ago and sure enough, Andy called out 'sick'. At least be up front about it and don't fuck other people over with your fuckin bum assery.
by The worst definitions of 2021 February 3, 2021
Get the bum asserymug. The attack of poo on the outskirts of the rectum that is so violent that you can feel the anus veins pulsing faster and faster until the bum blasts out the rumbling poo at the speed of light and the bumhole starts foaming with steam, leaving the pooer wondering whether that they just released a bubbling, mutant fart or a hard, moist poo.
The bum battle
Person 1: I just had the most awesome bum battle ever
Person 2: was it a fart or a poo
Person 1: I still not quite sure. The toilet's in a bit of a mess
Person 1: I just had the most awesome bum battle ever
Person 2: was it a fart or a poo
Person 1: I still not quite sure. The toilet's in a bit of a mess
by Mr Dixon May 4, 2014
Get the the bum battlemug. A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
by bitchuck September 5, 2024
Get the one up the bum, no harm donemug. Bum Alley was Mad Classy before they became Mad Classy.
Mad Classy was not a music genre. Mad Classy was not a music venue.
Who were Mad Classy?
Sharkweek, Chango & JE
Where?
at Barcelona bar in Austin Texas back in 2008-2018 every single Sunday night.
The coolest people in Austin at the time could all be found there Sunday nights.
Mad classy took a hole in the wall venue that no one cared about and turned it into THE PLACE to be If you were a producer or artist here for SXSW.
Everyone who got to be a part of that will never forget it. It was something g really special.
Thank you Sharkweek, Chango and JE!
(Aka: Shane Cook, Jason Balle and Justin Emerson) and of course Garrett and Stahl!
Mad Classy was not a music genre. Mad Classy was not a music venue.
Who were Mad Classy?
Sharkweek, Chango & JE
Where?
at Barcelona bar in Austin Texas back in 2008-2018 every single Sunday night.
The coolest people in Austin at the time could all be found there Sunday nights.
Mad classy took a hole in the wall venue that no one cared about and turned it into THE PLACE to be If you were a producer or artist here for SXSW.
Everyone who got to be a part of that will never forget it. It was something g really special.
Thank you Sharkweek, Chango and JE!
(Aka: Shane Cook, Jason Balle and Justin Emerson) and of course Garrett and Stahl!
Check out our first Flyer. “Why does it say Bum Alley?” Because that’s what we were going to go by and we were going to call the event Mad Classy. Mad Classy is the one that stuck.
What are you girls doing tonight?
“Mad Classy of course! Because it’s better then sex” What? Wdym? Is Mad Classy a place? “No. But you should come and just see for yourself. It’s at Barcelona on 6th and Brazos every Sunday night”
Skrillex walked into Barcelona during SXSW hoping Mad Classy would let him play.
Hey, where you going? “I’m going to hang out with Mad Classy and Parson. They are at the Dumpster Rave climbing trees”
What are you girls doing tonight?
“Mad Classy of course! Because it’s better then sex” What? Wdym? Is Mad Classy a place? “No. But you should come and just see for yourself. It’s at Barcelona on 6th and Brazos every Sunday night”
Skrillex walked into Barcelona during SXSW hoping Mad Classy would let him play.
Hey, where you going? “I’m going to hang out with Mad Classy and Parson. They are at the Dumpster Rave climbing trees”
by WhipperSnapper August 11, 2022
Get the Bum Alleymug. by t-mackle December 9, 2010
Get the bum-scuffermug.