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Garbage Bird

A tall stalk like creature that lives in dumps and has a comb over, and is considered the most magnificent creature of them all. It is a spiritual being and has followers all around the universe. It is considered to be a spiritual and celestial being with desciples all around the universe.

Also known as Ibis
"Oh Jeremy! You Garbage Bird you!"

"I'm Garbage Bird, cawwwww!"

"Go Garbage Bird!"
*chants Garbage Bird*

"I'm sexually attracted to Garbage Bird"

"Everyone says Garbage Bird is a cult, but I was born into the faith and I promise it's not a cult"

"And on the seventh day God created Garbage Bird and saw that it was good"

"Look at that Garbage Bird eating that guy's junk, oof"

"All hail Garbage Bird"
by xgrated October 3, 2017
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BE A BIRD

A: Affirm the relationship

B: Be offended
I: Incite violence
R: Remind them it's a free country and you can say what you want
D: Die
Don't forget to BE A BIRD and attack the person not the comment!

Did you hear what Stella said!

Ya bro, BE A BIRD.
by urgirllllllll January 17, 2019
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Bird Perch

Crouching above and shitting onto someone below you.
Dude, I just Bird Perched some poor man
by Papa Papa Papa December 11, 2021
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corner bird

After a hard day of work, my friend Dale, goes home and eats a lot of corner bird.
by Corner Bird August 18, 2023
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Bird boxing

When you're sucking a guys dick while driving.
I couldn't see because I was bird boxing while driving
by Staywetbb November 27, 2019
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Baby birded

When you accidentally vomit in someone’s mouth during a drunken makeout.
Dude, I was so drunk last night I thought I regurgiburped but actually I was baby birded by a ladyboy on Silom Soi 4.
by Bkk4 January 1, 2020
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kill 2 birds with 1 stoner

1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.

Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
by Fro (aka Smokey) May 4, 2020
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