K Pratt

A psycho person addicted to girls named Tess usually. Also a person who often quotes cheesy songs about loosing someone or just strait up homoerotic lyrics. K Pratt is also refered to as Woogy from Something About Mary or as JP from Grandma's Boy.

K Pratt is going all Woogy over Tess again.

by Firebird_dude December 9, 2008

K-mart

Code for weed

PerSan- "I'm gonna go to K-mart!"
Me- "Oh ok. You do you...."

by Isssme January 14, 2019

K

The 11th letter of the alphabet. also known as the universal shortened phrase of okay. used to completely end a conversation. is also owned by Hayden

A. I love you
B. K

by chronicle alphabet May 25, 2021

Ownership f**k

Given by a girlfriend to a new partner early on in a relationship to establish who's the boss, and who gets to be 'on top'. In male partners it can result in 'bruised dick'.

'How are things going with the girl you met at the gym last weekend?'
'Whew, I've already been subjected to the ownership f**k!'
'You must have one bruised dick, bro.'

by King Kong Santa Claus February 26, 2023

Gracie k

Gracie k is a lovely ASMR youtuber from Colorado who deserves the world. She is beautiful on the inside and the outside :)
We all love her and we‘re proud flower children
Gracie is also really passionate about saving the environment <3

Gracie k: you look gorgeous today
Me *crying*: thanks Gracie you’re the first person ever telling me that

by Annlovesblacky March 23, 2019

kdzfhg a;oibrugirjbelkyioybluaer uirhgah;k fslghjkvb;oigfxuyhioerhtl'p

When your cat jumps on your keyboard and starts playing on it

Man1: Hey Kitty! Jump off the keyboard now!!!
*looks at his email*
*Dear sir,
kdzfhg a;oibrugirjbelkyioybluaer uirhgah;k fslghjkvb;oigfxuyhioerhtl'p*
*with a final paw at the enter key, his e-mail is sent*

by ProgrammingKeeda September 10, 2020

K

When your girlfriend uses this, you know she's pissed.

You: "Hey babe, im going out for a few drinks with the guys, will speak a bit later"
Girlfriend: "K"

by PedofielDanie January 4, 2017