ghoyr(s)

Jobs that make your girlfriend unhappy.

Jane: "I'm SO SICK of my boyfriend and his ghoyr(s)!!!!!"

job unhappy

by Soapy80 June 29, 2011

jack sparrow`s boot

The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.

"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".

by Clothears January 11, 2014

p***s

"something large"

my p***s is microscopic

by EST_stockier1 December 4, 2019

Snyder bro(s)

(noun) A term for a person or group of people who will excessively defend director Zack Snyder and his work by any means necessary; they're always arrogant towards any criticism inflicted upon them—essentially a cult.

Person 1: Bro, the new Superman movie directed by James Gunn released, and there's gonna be a Snyder bro(s) who'll rip the movie to shreds because It's not by Zack Snyder or featuring Henry Cavill on Twitter.
Person 2: Funny that those Snyder bros are shitting on it—James Gunn and Zack Snyder are actually friends.

by Fatamarse July 18, 2025

C***S

What you call someone who doesn’t finish their food but can also be used to describe rice / noodles

Lee never finished his C***S, tho he likes to think that he does

by Notkiki June 8, 2022

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I Dave has had s just just died.

by Deez nuts in your jaws August 13, 2022

M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q

At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating

Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*

by Canimexis May 28, 2021