A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.
The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.
The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.
Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.
The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.
Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023
Get the American Pie Expressmug. by Dahlia A.N. March 9, 2019
Get the Chocolate Cream Piemug. by LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL July 28, 2012
Get the piemug. A very bizarre sex move were a person feels sexually aroused by farmyard animals sitting on them and laying waste on there stomaches or chest.
"O my god what are u making that horse do to u". Steven said. "O Steven its ok it called a shepperd pie" said Roger.
by thats random October 14, 2009
Get the shepperd piemug. When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.
by Derip September 21, 2020
Get the Oatmeal cream piemug. by Cynaggot December 12, 2016
Get the pie eyemug. Combination between Kitty (translation of the cutest French nickname "Chaton") and Cutie-pie.
A kitty-pie is the cutest, loveliest, sweetest and purest person you will ever meet.
A kitty-pie is the cutest, loveliest, sweetest and purest person you will ever meet.
Whoeverthehellyouwant: You're my kitty-pie.
Kitty-pie: Awwwww *wraps the person in a tight and warm hug*
Kitty-pie: Awwwww *wraps the person in a tight and warm hug*
by kitty-pie January 9, 2019
Get the Kitty-piemug.