1) In the US military, the term Red-Con is short for Readiness Condition and is used to refer to a unit's readiness to respond to and engage in combat operations.
2) When a women suffer PMS it is said that she is in a state of RED-CON One because of her possible mood swings and readiness to fight over any subject.
2) When a women suffer PMS it is said that she is in a state of RED-CON One because of her possible mood swings and readiness to fight over any subject.
We're going for the dinner but I have a Red-Con one bud. Meaning: My wife is really bitchy today and she has PMS so don't make inapropiate comments (bring bullet proof vest might be apropiate)
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Get the one hander commander mug.1. A one-man war is when one person fights against an opponent consisting of several people by himself/herself.
2. It can also be used figuratively, to say a person is fighting against a matter that other people supports by himself/herself, at least with a lack of support for his/her opinion.
2. It can also be used figuratively, to say a person is fighting against a matter that other people supports by himself/herself, at least with a lack of support for his/her opinion.
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Guy 2: Yeah man he was downing one-eyed lumberjacks!
Guy 2: Yeah man he was downing one-eyed lumberjacks!
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#1-Man, the other day I took a great crap.
#2- yeah? how big was it,
#1- couldn't tell, it was a shit-hole in one
#2- yeah? how big was it,
#1- couldn't tell, it was a shit-hole in one
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Get the shit-hole in one mug.When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus prompting her to give you an incredulous look from one side of her face.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.
When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.
When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.
While doing it doggy style with my girlfriend, I ejaculated into her without prior consent. She gives me the one eyed bass, and proceeds to kick me in the nuts.
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