plain milk

drinking plain milk straight up

person a: what are you drinking right now?
person b: just plain milk
person a: you sick fuck

by UndoingEar December 17, 2021

Milk

the thing your dad longs for, but never gets

(P.S. you won’t see him again.)

Have you seen my dad? He told me he went to go for the milk at our local market, but he hasn’t come back yet.

by a definitioner January 20, 2024

Milk Nose

When you put the tip of your dick up to a girls nose and nut

person 1, I gave Stacy a Milk Nose yesterday at her house
person 2, Damn nice.

by Windman111 June 1, 2019

Zombie Milk

Milk that remains in the fridge for a long time, but never really goes sour or gets lumpy. Instead it gradually takes on a foul chalky flavor such that one hardly notices, until a visitor points it out.

Carl, that is some wretched zombie milk. Toss that out, man.

by Le Bossman July 19, 2023

Cereal without milk

Cereal without milk is consumed only by retards.

Did you see Timmy eating his cereal without milk? Who knew he had downs? I thought he was just weird.

by Milk in cereal guy October 6, 2023

Cluggy milk

Cluggy jizz on dreeser

Oi wipe that cluggy milk of my jij

by your mummies doggy May 3, 2021

Creature milk

Pejorative noun, refers to any non-vegetarian milk.

"This gay ass baristard ruined my caramel frappuccino with creature milk, it tastes like fucking smegma!! This is totally unacceptable!"

by Smegga November 20, 2025